Katie Lynn(:

Posted on May 19, 2013 at 9PM • permalink

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard

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Posted on May 19, 2013 at 9PM • permalink

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

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Posted on May 19, 2013 at 8PM • permalink

the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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 mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
 me: *swallows laptop* 
 mom: 
 me: 
 mom: 
 me: what computer

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Posted on May 19, 2013 at 4PM • permalink

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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work with what you get

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Posted on May 19, 2013 at 4PM

edwad:

jester4554:

cowboybeboop:

sxebaps:

R.I.P Tumblr

LOL! because a website being bought by another company is EXACTLY the equivalent to a national disaster resulting in nearly 3,000 deaths! Great Post!

Wrong, it’s worse. There are over 108 million active users on Tumblr. We’ve merely avoided a genocide.

ARE YOU FUCKFG KIDDING ME

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bestivals:

bestfates:

#LOUIS IS THE HOT FOOTBALL COACH FOR HARRY’S DAUGHTER’S SOCCER TEAM#when harry goes to cheer on his daughter he strictly doesn’t ogle louis’ ass #(yes he does) #louis tries to keep his distance because he thinks harry has a partner#but he ends up falling for harry anyway #the soccer season for the girls comes to an end and there’s an adult match #and louis plays with harry #and harry in particular is awful #and louis drops like oh where’s ur bf #and harry is like ???? bf not i #then they make out on the pitch

#and then louis is like #THIS IS REALLY UNPROFFESIONAL I TEACH YOUR DAUGHTER ON THIS PITCH #and harry is like #look shut up about my daughter and keep doing that thing with your hips #and louis was protesting while sucking marks into the skin of harry’s neck so he’s like #alright #and they’re both sweaty and delicious from playing soccer and making out #louis’ fringe stuck to his forehead #harry’s hair curling at the damp ends #and then the pitch lights come on #and both of them freeze #and you hear simon’s voice over the intercom saying #’we’re going to have to ask you to leave the pitch now’ #and harry turns bright fucking red #and louis just laughs and laughs at him #so they both scramble up and harry says #’i have to go relieve the babysitter but…if you wanted to you could come home with me?’ #and louis crinkles at him and says he’d like that #and even better is the road head louis gives him on the way to harry’s house #(they carpooled there)#(harry’s big on carpooling)